You may think that COBRA is an international terrorist organization, but according to them, they are just a worldwide organization devoted to making advancements in science and defense technology. So, with the G.I. Joes destroying their home base on Cobra Island, the Cobra Commander has started a Kickstarter to get the $21 million necessary to rebuild. Watch Cobra Commander’s video explaining everything after the break.
Obviously, this Kickstarter is just a parody, and it has been published as a draft so that you can see it, but not donate to it. However, the creators Dumbshit Mountain gave to an authentic look with various reward levels, including the top one where you can learn the Commander’s identity. Also, the timing for this is perfect, since G.I. Joe: Retaliation opens in theaters on March 29th.