30 September 2020
24 November 2020
The Lost James Bond movies
They almost made it past script development.. There were as it turns out at least seven planned movies for Timothy Dalton. He would still be Bond today. Except he wanted to do other things. Like flower arranging. Because Tim’s was a more gritty, brutal and realistic Bond? His later...
13 November 2020
BEHOLD! THE GREAT SAJID HAS RETURNED TO POWER.
As the MANDARIN, Dominic Cummings is VANQUISHED.. ..Competing sorcerer, THE GREAT SAJID (trademark, Marvel comics) ascends to power! HE will now probably be the CHIEF OF STAFFF! THEN? THE WORLD! THE UNIVERSE IS HIS! In a move set to stun the broadsheets, tabloids and pointless 24 hour fake news...
05 November 2020
Harvey Dent to rule on the US Election Result
And we still don’t have a President. Un-PRESIDENTED?! So we went to American law expert, Harvey Dent. Dent is a former District Attorney himself. Alas, he was scarred with acid, horribly on one side of his face. He went mad and is now resident (subject to regular escapes)...
03 November 2020
US Elections. Concession and Acceptance speeches Leaked to Movie Viral!
Presidential Election Speeches Leaked. Shock! Horror! It’s Been Coming a While. Both Parties had time to Draft. Thanks to Putin and North Korea for their helpful hacking here.. BIDEN ACCEPTANCE SPEECH: ‘This is PROOF! That ANYONE can make it! If you just sit it out for nearly 50 years....
26 October 2020
Harrison Ford being FUNNY!
Indiana Jones and the Secret Comedy Genius.. We have ‘done’ him eating. And being scary. The trilogy closes with Harrison Ford being FUNNY. Why? Because the man will always be known for action and drama. But his style always threw in a hint of visual comedy. Always. He is...
