12 September 2018
29 October 2018
Failure to watch the new DOCTOR WHO series is now a Criminal Offence under UK Law. Don’t Worry. We have prepared some Defences.
NON DOCTOR WHO FANS TO BE ROUNDED UP AND ARRESTED UNDER NEW EMERGENCY LEGISLATION Licence Fee Detector Vans have been adapted with a special ‘Doctor Who’ etheric beam locator. Nothing sinister, honestly! They just want to (cue slow talk, quiet voice and nodding head) ensure -that- YOU -ARE-GIVEN EVERY-OPPORTUNITY-TO-HELP-YOUR-LEARNING-AS...
JABBA THE HUTT Denies Accusations of Harassment and Exploitation of Workers
Tatooine Based Crime-Lord named as a space pest. In a shocking twist in the Galactic senate, crime-lord JABBA THE HUTT was named as the mysterious figure at the centre of multiple accusations of inappropriate behaviour. Stories include: Forcing Girls to dance for him and dress in kinky slave...
17 October 2018
James Bond to Return in ‘Man with the Golden Papoose’. Daniel Craig, Piers Morgan and Richard Madden all thought to be Involved..
PAP-007-SE-GATE? Twitter in a storm over Piers Morgan poking fun at James Bond and his baby carrying accessory. It’s gone truly VIRAL! ‘Pay Attention 007: This is no ordinary Papoose. It is equipped with a GPS tracker, rockets, spikes, laser beam cutters, a sound system and a Baby Martini...
18 September 2018
STAR WARS Checks itself into Rehab. First Film Franchise to Sign Off Work, Citing Depression as the Cause.
STAR WARS: ‘I NEED HELP! BUT AM ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY!’ A Brave + Bold, Unprecedented Move: STAR WARS has signed off work, c/o mental health and stress / depression. It took a great deal of courage for the series to come forward and speak honestly about its...
18 September 2018
THE TERMINATOR HAS NAMED ITS NEXT TARGET. LOOK OUT! ARE YOU GERRY-MANDERING? RUN AND HIDE!
GERRYMANDERING IS ABOUT TO BE TERMINATED! ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER SAYS YOUR DAY IS DONE! MEANWHILE? INDIANA JONES TAKES ON CLIMATE CHANGE.. Big Arnie’s latest mission has been announced. He is to eliminate ALL Gerry Manderings! Now, I dunno what Mr/Mrs Mandering did to piss him off. But NOBODY gives SCHWARZENEGGER...
