12 August 2019
03 September 2019
AD ASTRA Continues the Annual Tradition of an Autumn Released Movie Set in Space!
AD ASTRA: Some are lauding its originality and epic scale: Apocalypse Now in space! Some are dissenting. A few even fell asleep! But that’s always the way with the annual SPACE movie! Yes: a new tradition. Every year, to mark the Fall, we get a space film. It is...
02 September 2019
Time to OUT the Secretly GAY STAR WARS Characters!
STAR WARS: ‘Friends of Princess Leia’.. It’s time to bring those Gays in Space out of the Galactic Closet. They must no longer Fear Discrimination by the Empire! THE RISE OF SKYWALKER is here in December. LOTS of leaks abound: from is Rey a clone to is the Emperor...
27 August 2019
Disney Buy the Rights to Kavanagh QC. TOM HIDDLESTON is set to star. That, plus all the other juicy news from D23 EXPO!
They MAY have lost SPIDER-MAN! But never fear: TOM HIDDLESTON and KAVANAGH QC are here to save MARVEL and DISNEY! This has been kept top secret but we managed to nail an exclusive. Fearful of the possible fallout from probable loss of SPIDER-MAN, Kevin Feige, Marvel and Disney had...
15 August 2019
Last Christmas Trailer: a new Lesson in Pain via Processed, Packaged, Mediocre Marketing Motifs.
LAST CHRISTMAS’ trailer captures everything wrong with Cinema, with Society and with Life. It’s so impossibly awful, Actually. I know. It’s just a trailer. The actual MOVIE, Last Christmas might be GREAT! And it’s directed by the NICEST, most talented comedy director in Hollywood: Mr Paul Feig. A...
23 July 2019
TOM HANKS stars in new, Scary, Creepy R Rated Horror Thriller: A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD!
It will be here in time for Halloween. Move over, Pennywise/Michael Myers/Jason/Freddy. Get Ready for the FRIGHT of your LIVES! Tom Hanks is a versatile actor. No question. But he is truly challenging himself and audiences with this latest offering. A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD sees Hanks go...
