12 September 2018
18 September 2018
STAR WARS Checks itself into Rehab. First Film Franchise to Sign Off Work, Citing Depression as the Cause.
STAR WARS: ‘I NEED HELP! BUT AM ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY!’ A Brave + Bold, Unprecedented Move: STAR WARS has signed off work, c/o mental health and stress / depression. It took a great deal of courage for the series to come forward and speak honestly about its...
18 September 2018
THE TERMINATOR HAS NAMED ITS NEXT TARGET. LOOK OUT! ARE YOU GERRY-MANDERING? RUN AND HIDE!
GERRYMANDERING IS ABOUT TO BE TERMINATED! ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER SAYS YOUR DAY IS DONE! MEANWHILE? INDIANA JONES TAKES ON CLIMATE CHANGE.. Big Arnie’s latest mission has been announced. He is to eliminate ALL Gerry Manderings! Now, I dunno what Mr/Mrs Mandering did to piss him off. But NOBODY gives SCHWARZENEGGER...
16 September 2018
TOM HIDDLESTON On Course to Write AND Direct BOND 25?
When Danny Boyle dropped out? The BOND 25 Team could still count..on a SUPERMAN! You Know The Name. You Know His Number. Hot on the Heels of last week’s news that TOM HIDDLESTON is in the frame for SUPERMAN..Another top franchise of films has allegedly sought out his services...
12 September 2018
We need to talk about SHE-RA! Something is amiss with the latest take on the Princess of Power..
#NOTMYSHERA! Don’t like the look of the new SHE-RA? Maybe you just favour the older animation style? Nope. You are just WRONG! OFF MESSAGE! You have an AGENDA!. Ok, they don’t QUITE put it like that. Except ‘they’ (being those who hold the keys to trending media topics in...
05 September 2018
Bruce Willis to join the cast of BBC Soap Opera, EASTENDERS? The DIE HARD star is set to play a lost Mitchell Brother.
DIE HARD IN ALBERT SQUARE? Action star Bruce Willis makes shock career changing decision… In what will come as a surprise to many fans, BRUCE WILLIS is thought to have joined the cast of BBC soap opera, EASTENDERS. The show has been a big ratings winner for...
