31 October 2018
07 January 2019
SATAN thanks CHRISTIAN BALE for ALL his (s)Inspiration
‘Old Nick’ gives special Recognition to his most favouritest actor ever.. RATED R for Violence and adult content. Christian! Thank you so much for inspiring me all these years. I really could not do this job without you. You have saved me many, many times. I appreciate it’s...
11 December 2018
Terrible Trailer Tuesday
That Time of the Month. Again. Yuck. We watch the terrible trailers. So YOU don’t have to! First up? It’s GODZILLA 2. Except they cannot just call it that. Because everything now needs colons. Same way everything now has news commentary as exposition for faux atmospheric magic. Oh...
21 November 2018
SUPERMAN DIED. SUPERMAN GOT MARRIED! SUPERMAN STALLED. LOIS AND CLARK FLEW!
Our SUPERMAN on Film Saga Continues: DEATH, MARRIAGE AND REBIRTH VIA TELEVISION BUT A SORRY STALEMATE ON FILM (1992-2006) MOVIES COULD NOT CRACK THE SUPERMAN CODE. TELEVISION HELD THE FORT. COMICS KILLED HIM OFF..THEN BROUGHT HIM BACK..MOVIES TRIED AND FAILED TO FOLLOW SUIT.. After the QUEST FOR PEACE...
19 November 2018
SUPERMAN HAS AIDS?..
..And other subtexts that simply did not work for reinventing The Man of Steel on Film.. OF COURSE SUPERMAN HAS AIDS! HE NEEDS HIS FELLOW TEAM-MATES ON THE JUSTICE LEAGUE TO HELP HIM OUT SOMETIMES. THEY AID HIM! And he cannot work out without help, off-screen. Why?...
29 October 2018
Failure to watch the new DOCTOR WHO series is now a Criminal Offence under UK Law. Don’t Worry. We have prepared some Defences.
NON DOCTOR WHO FANS TO BE ROUNDED UP AND ARRESTED UNDER NEW EMERGENCY LEGISLATION Licence Fee Detector Vans have been adapted with a special ‘Doctor Who’ etheric beam locator. Nothing sinister, honestly! They just want to (cue slow talk, quiet voice and nodding head) ensure -that- YOU -ARE-GIVEN EVERY-OPPORTUNITY-TO-HELP-YOUR-LEARNING-AS...
