22 January 2021
08 March 2021
Harry and Meghan to team with Pope Francis for new Exercise Video
They are taking the media by storm! They be bringing down da house (of Windsor)! And now: it is time for ‘PRAY-A-CIZE’ with the Pope! Breaking: Pope Francis had an idea. A VISION! He thought about going on Dragons’ Den with the pitch ‘What does the average person spend...
06 March 2021
Mel Gibson to launch new Chinese Cookery Channel
Hey! He’s Back! He’s Bad! You’re hungry! He has recipes. Mad Max and Lethal Weapon star is creating Chinese themed culinary content. Though early days in pre-production, it is thought that Mel has been planning this venture for sometime, now. He will team with Jonathan Phang, Gok Wan and...
24 November 2020
The Lost James Bond movies
They almost made it past script development.. There were as it turns out at least seven planned movies for Timothy Dalton. He would still be Bond today. Except he wanted to do other things. Like flower arranging. Because Tim’s was a more gritty, brutal and realistic Bond? His later...
13 November 2020
BEHOLD! THE GREAT SAJID HAS RETURNED TO POWER.
As the MANDARIN, Dominic Cummings is VANQUISHED.. ..Competing sorcerer, THE GREAT SAJID (trademark, Marvel comics) ascends to power! HE will now probably be the CHIEF OF STAFFF! THEN? THE WORLD! THE UNIVERSE IS HIS! In a move set to stun the broadsheets, tabloids and pointless 24 hour fake news...
05 November 2020
Harvey Dent to rule on the US Election Result
And we still don’t have a President. Un-PRESIDENTED?! So we went to American law expert, Harvey Dent. Dent is a former District Attorney himself. Alas, he was scarred with acid, horribly on one side of his face. He went mad and is now resident (subject to regular escapes)...
