BIG TROUBLE LITTLE REMAKE

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE HOLLYWOOD

DON’T REMAKE THESE MOVIES: An Open Letter

Dear Hollywood

With the shocking (yet hardly surprising) news that you intend to remake / reboot The Fugitive, Big Trouble in Little China AND attempt some half-baked live action Fantasia; I felt compelled to write a quick open letter.

STOP re-making stuff! If you HAVE to re-make something, then choose something BAD so you can IMPROVE on it. Meantime, just give it up?

You CAN do this!

Listen to me, I’m your friend. I genuinely want to HELP! This re-making thing is an ADDICTION! You need serious cold turkey and rehab. None of this ‘oh just one more won’t hurt’ or ‘I can control this’. No. You have a PROBLEM. This is tough love and one day you’ll thank me for it.

To make that message even EASIER to digest, I am attaching the following list of movies that are re-make proof.

DO NOT EVEN THINK about TOUCHING these flawless classics.

1. Battleship Potemkin
2. Citizen Kane
3. Casablanca
4. Lawrence of Arabia
5. The Great Escape

6. Deliverance
7. The Conversation
8. The Godfather
9. Apocalypse Now
10. Rocky

11. Taxi Driver
12. Raging Bull
13. Good Fellas
14. Top Gun
15. Star Wars

16. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
17. Raiders of the Lost Ark
18. The Terminator
19. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
20. The Untouchables

21. Lethal Weapon
22. Die Hard
23. Groundhog Day
24. Four Weddings and a Funeral
25. Some Like it Hot
26. Back To the Future
27. Dances with Wolves
28. Airplane!
29. Goldfinger
30. Batman and Robin (ok that’s enough for now)

I truly hope this helps you at a difficult time in your creativity drought.

Sincerely, Your friend

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