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It is here! Final-ish trailer, save TV spots.

 

  • Spoilers? Dumbledore does sex stuff with the magic nanny as he takes a shine to her..fanny. A wizard kid catches him. Dumbledore says the kid was lying when his boyfriend confronts him. Cue wizard war!
  • Ok I made that stuff up. But it would at least be a clear, original and new pitch. Unlike this film which is basically Hitler vs wizards? We kinda need that now. We also don’t need it. Tough call. 
  • GREAT that JK is FINALLY being mentioned, front and centre. Shame there is n Johnny Depp. 
  • Action, locations, stakes all in place. Some forced comedy but it is a family film of sorts so I let that pass.
  • It is still not made for me, as am 42. But I see the appeal and think this could provide some solid entertainment as dark and dangerous times lie ahead. 


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